Monday, August 24, 2009

Nerd Girl Digression: On Blogging

I have a confession to make: I saw a chick flick tonight and liked it. I feel so dirty.

The film: Julie and Julia.

It's about a blogger and a chef. Who never meet. It's pretty much a good movie (Julia) and a decent movie (Julie) smashed together. Julie Powell had two things I don't have: a set objective and a deadline. I can't even imagine what my objective would be as a Nerd Girl: read every Star Wars book? Watch every episode of every Star Trek? Not interactive enough.

Blogging is about passion. It's about having a vision, much clearer than the one I don't have. All I have are a few key facts. I'm a female nerd. There aren't many of us, but we're vocal. I read XKCD and laugh. I go to midnight showings of the appropriate movies. Every summer, I reread the entire Harry Potter series (at the cost of reading more books, usually.) For the next year, I am going to write about something at least three times a week. The news, the movies. Something. Anything.

Starting tomorrow.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Nerd Girl Watching: True Blood

This is the first time I have watched True Blood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Worst nerd ever. But I digress. Nerd Girl Shelley (expert in all things vampire) and I are watching, me armed with Wikipedia for comprehension and forbidden to speak. It's gory, sexy, and pretty awesome. I'm hooked. From Godric's quiet power to Sookie's sheer ballsiness, to a wonderful twist involving a paintball gun, this was a great first episode for me.

Apologies for the lack of Harry Potter update, I never really got around to it.

Edit: I wrote this at 928. At 930, we saw some Sweeney Todd shit in the form of a heart pie. Ew.

Also, Jason Stackhouse has joined the ranks of the Supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Best reason to get arrested: Sodomizing a pine tree

the humor and gore in this series are what makes it stand out. It's less self-impressed than Buffy, funnier and more plausible than Twilight, and hotter than Anne Rice. If you don't watch it, start. If you watch it...yay.

Friday, July 17, 2009

HBP Clusterpost Part 1: Trailer Park

Part One of the four part extravaganza Harry Potter post! The review of the Trailers!

SHORTS: this is the movie your eight-year old brother wants to see. everyone else in your family wonders if they can sneak to another theater.

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE: Jury's out on this one. I know Kevin Smith is crying tears of joy over it, but this could be really lame. The trailer is Max running a lot. Like a whole lot. I wonder if anything else happens. Or maybe this kid just runs a lot.

SHERLOCK HOLMES: DO WANT. I like RDJ, Law is great, I just want to be watching it right now.

DESPICABLE ME: Computer animated flick starring Steve Carell as a villain who steals the Great Pyramid. Interesting little vignette teaser. I don't know if I got it.

2012: Another disaster movie. Who cares?

FAME: Looks very generic, but had a really clever Harry Potter lead-in

NEW MOON: Ugh. I hate Twilight. At least the werewolves look better than the Harry Potter ones.

9: looks pretty great. Elijah Wood is a great adorable hero voice. Looks like a logical followup for kids who liked Nightmare and Coraline.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Just a Thought: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Draco Malfoy

Three random Harry Potter bits:

  • If a Harry Potter cast member had to get swine flu, of course it would be Rupert Grint. I mean, everything terrible happens to Ron. He would get this scary worldwide epidemic slight exaggeration of regular flu.
  • Emma Watson flashed her panties at the London premiere by accident. We here at NGC are delighted to know that she has a bright future and will go far in life and will not end up like Lindsay Lohan. How do I know this? Watson was actually wearing panties to flash. Thank God. It would have ruined my childhood to see that much of my personal hero, Hermione Granger
  • According to some interview, Tom Felton is not amused by this picture:


But really, can you blame him? That's weird. On the lighter side of things, he claims his brother uses it as a screensaver for his phone. Oh, fraternal love...

The Nerd Girl Confessional: Comic Books

Confession:

It took me a really, really long time to get into graphic novels. Long as in I've been superhero crazy since I was four (my first nonDisney movie in the theaters was Batman Returns) but didn't crack a graphic novel until high school. Please don't judge me.

As a result, I am spending this summer in the library catching up. I happen to be fortunate- my public libraries have an astonishing collection of graphic novels.

Here's my summer reading list, thus far

Batman: Year One (Frank Miller)
Wonder Woman: Love and Murder (Jodi Picoult)
Superman for All Seasons (Jeph Loeb)
Superman/ Batman: Public Enemies (Jeph Loeb)
Identity Crisis (Brad Meltzer)

Rereads:
Watchmen (Alan Moore)


Look for reviews for each over the next few days. I know most of these are big names, many of which have been around for a good long while, but consider that I'm new to the comic book/ graphic novel playground, though, and don't push me off the swings.

Entry One: Revenge of the Nerd Girls

We’re everywhere.

You don’t know it, but we are.

You think you know what we look like. You think you could pick us out of a crowd. Hell, maybe you’ve dressed as one for Halloween, following every stereotype you could find. You were pale and antisocial and sullen, dressing in a way no one ever should. There is a certain vogue to us right now. TV shows and movies and books glamorizing us, just a little, while laughing at our strange quirks.

We exist on the insides of society. We run the world.

Vampires.

Okay, not vampires. I'm talking about Nerd Girls.

This is a blog about entertainment in all its forms- Broadway, tv, movies, music, books. Seen through the eyes of your standard nerd who is NOT your everyday fanboy. It serves as the reminder that sometimes, you can be a really big nerd but look cute doing it. It will be updated when I feel like it, but most likely several times a week.

Look on Wednesday for my Harry Potter review!